They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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