i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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