Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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