how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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