My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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