what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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