hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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