I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
the liver wants what the liver wants
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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