I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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