Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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