try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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