well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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