I think I died a long time ago.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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