so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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