Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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