i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
literally had 100 drinks last night.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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