I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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