We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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