Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
vagina is talking i cant
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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