I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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