No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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