A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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