They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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