He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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