If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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