Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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