She's JV to your varsity
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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