Don't you send me to vm
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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