is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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