Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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