Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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