What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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