I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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