So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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