Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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