The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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