I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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