And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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