I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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