playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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