We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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