Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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