So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
sex in a hospital.. check
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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