i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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