Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Soap is not a condiment
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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