dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
im six kinds of drunk right now
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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