i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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