Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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