I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She bit a glass in half.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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