Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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