Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
