Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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