Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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